Archive for September, 2006
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” even when you don’t know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug!”
MORE………
Itni jaldi daaman chhod diya,
Itni Jaldi vaada tod diya;
Abhi to zindagi ki saansein hai baaki,
Aur aapne abhi se YAAD karna chhod diya..!!!
Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho;
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
aina ham dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!!!
Ham to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain;
Aap to hamein apni jaan se bhi pyaare,
Tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain!!!
When friendship is deeply rooted,
it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm….
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart…